Billionaires Jeff Bezos of Amazon and Bill Gates of Microsoft are scheming up plans to mass-"vaccinate" the population with "climate vaccines" hidden in food.
In order to stop "global warming," Bezos and Gates feel as though livestock animals raised for meat need to be jabbed with God-knows-what in order to reduce their "methane emissions," aka flatulence, or farts.
According to Bezos and Gates, cows and other meat animals are passing too much gas, which is making temperatures too warm. As such, Bezos is personally investing nearly $10 million to develop a "climate vaccine" that will stop meat animals from farting and save the planet from a changing climate.
"The 'vaccine' is designed to reduce the number of methane-producing microbes in a cow's stomach," reports explain.
"The funding comes from his Bezos Earth Fund, a philanthropy he established with $10 billion in 2020 ... The fund intends to distribute all of its money by 2030."
According to Bezos, all $10 billion in the Bezos Earth Fund will be used to "fight climate change and protect nature."
(Related: Earlier this year, Bezos demonized farming while promoting his $1.27 billion fake food investment.)
Stopping cow farts to save the planet
Among the groups receiving cash from Bezos to develop climate vaccines for meat animals include the Pirbright Institute out of the United Kingdom, the Royal Veterinary College, and New Zealand's AgResearch. The researchers, in short, are busily looking for new ways to stop cows from farting after they eat.
"Vaccines have proven to be an incredibly cost-effective way to deliver global health solutions," announced Bezos Earth Fund president and CEO Andrew Steer, whose last name is truly ironic considering the purpose behind his group.
"If we can apply this approach to vaccinate cattle and reduce emissions, the scalability and impact could be phenomenal."
For more than four decades, the more deranged elements of modern science have tried but failed to develop anti-farting vaccines. Untold billions of dollars, many of them clutched from U.S. taxpayers, have been wasted trying to stop meat animals from "cutting cheese," but to no avail.
"This grant is a moonshot for proof-of-concept," Steer commented about the project with a straight face. "Risky bets like this are essential to tackling the climate crisis."
Back in August when the Bezos Earth Fund first announced that it was funding an anti-farting vaccine for cattle, ArkeaBio, an ag-biotech startup company, announced that it had secured $38.5 million to develop a methane jab of its own.
ArkeaBio's investors include Breakthrough Energy Ventures, a group funded by Gates, as well as Rabo Ventures and the Grantham Foundation.
The funding that ArkeaBio announced this past summer was technically its second round. The first involved $12 million in secured funding via Breakthrough Energy, which was first created in 2015 to fund startup companies focused on reducing greenhouse gas emissions.
For many years, Gates, a deranged eugenicist with too much time and money at his disposal, has been fearful of livestock rearing and farming in general. He wants both practices to stop in order to prevent the idea of "climate change" from upsetting him any more than it already does.
Gates is busily working on trying to create artificial meat grown in a lab, which would make him even richer while eventually eliminating all real meat from the food supply.
One way to tackle the "problem" of animal farts, according to Gates, is to "vaccinate the cows in a way that their gut bacteria that emit the methane, which is also called natural gas or CH4, which is the second most important greenhouse gas, you can vaccinate them and that species of bacteria isn't there," he said.
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