The paper was published in the respected Wiley Online Library, known as an “international scientific, technical, medical and scholarly publishing business.” The research and writing was compiled by Kathleen Yaremchuk, M.D.; Vigen Darian, M.D.; and Amy William, Ph.D., and boasts a very scientific name -“Seasonality of auricular amputations in rabbits.” Apparently, these folks had a little too much time […]

Extrasensory perception, or ESP as it is commonly known, is defined by the Encyclopedia Britannica as “perception that occurs independently of the known sensory processes [hearing, seeing, touching, tasting and smelling]. Usually included in this category of phenomena are telepathy, or thought transference between persons; clairvoyance, or supernormal awareness of objects or events not necessarily known […]

(SATIRE) – In the aftermath of the tragic Orlando nightclub shooting that left 49 dead and 53 injured, a significant amount of the American population jumped to conclusions. Was suspected terrorist Omar Mateen homophobic? Was he radicalized? Was he just plain evil? No. He was none of the above. His gun, however, was all three. Mateen’s […]

As a logical corrollary to his ongoing gun confiscation effort, President Obama has now issued an Executive Order banning new car sales. The decision was prompted by the latest assault with a deadly vehicle, in which a car plowed into pedestrians on the Las Vegas Strip, killing one person and injuring 37 others.[1] After signing […]

The hottest new conspiracy theory posits that one of the pharmaceutical giants – perhaps Merck – is about to unleash a new virus upon the unsuspecting public, and then launch a new vaccine that will be marketed as a prevention against said disease. To the untrained eye, this might seem a bit far-fetched, but the […]

According to Webster’s, a crybully is a crybaby who is also an intolerant, racist bully. Well, the University of Missouri has been taken over by a bunch of crybully students, who are tearfully demanding “safe spaces” to protect themselves from such things as “mean words.”[1] It all started with the formation of a student activist […]

Caitlyn Jenner, immediately after being named honorary Woman Of The Year by Glamour magazine, proclaimed that she is also an African-American, prompting Ebony magazine to name her “Black Woman of the Year,” with the white-turned-black Rachel Dolezal of NAACP fame inserted as the runner-up. Caitlyn explained her sudden blackness. “First of all, I was once […]

Dr. Carlos Walter, a veterinarian from Contra Costa County in Northern California, is the first DVM in the country to perform sexual reassignment surgery for dogs and cats. As Dr. Walter notes, “Spaying and neutering of pets is already a universally accepted method of animal population control, so I’m just taking it a step further.” […]