The swamp monsters are some money-wasting, embezzling, perverted freakshow fascists who use the mainstream media to accuse the Right of what they do and did every day for the past four years. Wasted money. Wasted time. Wasted lives. Endangered America. Just take a look at these actual INSANE programs the Democrats literally gave MILLIONS of dollars to each year.
Idiotic, perverted, psychotic ways the Biden Regime wasted millions of taxpayer dollars every day for 4 long years
- $1.4 MILLION annually for the National Bubble Wrap Stress Relief Program. You can’t make this stuff up. Only the Biden Regime could be so stupid, careless, and fraudulent.
- The Bureau of Mailbox Feng Shui is allotted $900,000 annually, that’s almost a million dollars to make sure people’s mailboxes are cute enough that they don’t get depressed when they go to get their bills from the monopoly power companies.
- The Federal Balloon Animal Training Academy got $2.3 million dollars annually from the Biden Regime to help train clowns to tie animal balloons for kids birthday parties so perverted Dark Brandon can sniff their hair and fondle them while they’re distracted playing with balloons shaped like shlongs and testicles.
- The National Pretzel Twisting Initiative got $600,000 annually from the Democrats and Liberal psychopaths to make nifty looking pretzel cones for Joe Biden’s ice cream. Can you say embezzlement without choking on your mint-chocolate chip triple dip?
- $50 million dollars a year for Terrorist Condoms for the hostage rapists in Gaza
- The Department of Sock Pairing got $1,800,000 per year to make sure misfit socks find their way to their sibling so they’re not lonely like all those immigrant children trapped in cages that are being trafficked into sex slavery by the Biden Regime right now
- $1.2 Million annually given to the Federal High Five Coordination Bureau to make sure Biden and Harris don’t get embarrassed when they miss giving a high five in public because they’re too uncoordinated and dumb.
- $700,000 annually given to the National Ice Cream Structure Integrity Lab to make sure Biden’s ice cream balls don’t fall off the cone while he’s avoiding answering press questions because that might alert the masses he’s completely senile and doesn’t give a crap about anyone or anything except his ice cream.
- The Office of Puddle Depth Measurement got $3,000,000 per year to make sure kids at schools have something to do for science to get their mind off the fact that they can’t breathe or think because their Covid face diaper is cutting off their oxygen supply while they investigate the fake “global warming” scam as a project.
- The Bureau of Alarm Clock Testing gets $1,500,000 annually to make sure Biden’s alarm clock went off after he took his daily naps at his beach house in Delaware
- The Federal Glitter Clean-up Task Force got $2 million annually for federal agents to clean up glitter after the Biden Regime has Tranny Drag Queen Parades where pervs in thongs dance for the kids of Liberal parents who are paying for their kids to get chemically castrated and genitalia mutilation surgery to pretend to switch genders for the Gender Fluid Cult of America
Wait, there’s more:
- $1.5M to advance DEI in Serbia’s workplaces.
- $70k for a production of a DEI musical in Ireland.
- $47k for a transgender opera in Colombia.
- $32k for a transgender comic book in Peru.
Yes, and White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt busted out the receipts to show the world how the US Agency for International Development (USAID) spends taxpayer dollars, just to make sure everyone has proof of this massive tragedy we’ve all had to endure for years.
During a press conference outside the White House, Leavitt leveled woke critics and MSM presstitutes who have thrown tantrums over X owner and DOGE Chairman Elon Musk and President Trump killing “programs” that function as a front for CIA activities that fund terrorism, human trafficking networks, running guns, importing fentanyl, and fueling the biggest child slavery network the world has ever seen.
Leavitt said while holding up proof of expenditures, “If you look at the waste and abuse that has run through USAID over the past several years, these are some of the insane priorities this organization has been wasting money on.”
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2 months ago
Disagree that Hamas was involved in raping anyone or that they are terrorists. The Israelis are the terrorists and the rapists! Look at how the Israeli guards rape and abuse the 10,000 Palestinians who are held illegally in concentration camps. That figure of $50 million is probably a misreading of the spread sheets, since condoms cost only .05 cents. USAID has been deeply involved in population control.