Hidin' Joe Biden has been camped out in his basement for months (probably with a gimp), bar a few quick "PR" trips to pretend for the press that he's still healthy and capable of basic human function. Still, every time creepy, sleepy, hidin,' hair-sniffin' Joe Biden opens his mouth and speaks off script, he shoots himself in the foot, and the whole Democrat (socialist/communist) party ends up doing clean up and "repair" work. Joe Biden tells stories from his past that aren't even his own, mixing movie scenes with pieces of famous quotes he plagiarizes, proving he's going senile faster than the Democrats can forge dead folk's mail-in votes.
Biden is a senile pervert who embezzles U.S. taxpayer money and gives it to his crack-head son. He feels up other people's children during photo-ops, including young girls that try to escape his white-knuckled-grip and creeping fingers that run through their hair and just under their breasts. Politicians around him try to protect their children and keep them away from creepy Joe, but he likes and uses his power. But then, covid.
Biden is a weak old man knocking on Hell's door. He's frail and confused. He's very susceptible to Bill Gate's disease, also known as coronavirus. He's been hiding in his basement since the China virus arrived in the U.S., and it will be his best excuse for missing all three debates – the first of which is just two weeks away.
The Democrats are the worst liars too, and it's obvious this may be the only way to save the world from seeing the truly senile Biden function without a teleprompter, so they can save him from publicized confusion, racist gaffs, and blind-arrogance that will ruin his chances of winning November 3rd.
How can we save Biden from total embarrassment and humiliation, the evil Demoncrats and satanic globalists are all thinking. Wait, it's easy! Just say Biden has covid and can't debate at all. After all, most of the covid tests are false-positives anyway. How easy would that be? And what a disease hero Biden would be, to have suffered through covid and still be able to secure his dream job as Embezzler-in-Chief of the United States of Socialist America.
It's a formula for success, even though "success" in this case would mean the globalists (Soros, Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, Dorsey, Fauci, Obama and the rest of the gang) adding Biden, shortly after the election, to the Clinton Crime Family hit list, or having him step down for health reasons, or letting him commit "suicide" like Seth Rich with two kinetic projectiles to the back of the head.
The only way to save Joe Biden from the biggest POTUS election loss in history is to keep him from debating Donald J. Trump. The only way the Democrats, the evil Tech Giants and George Soros can pull that off this late in the game is to say that sickly Joe caught covid and can't leave his basement (private nursing home) for at least 6 weeks (until election day) while quarantining (pretending to be sick with a virus, even though he really has dementia).
If Biden so much as tries, on live television, to answer questions without a script, without teleprompters, he will fail miserably. Even with softball-lobbed questions that are pre-planned and practiced, Biden will fail. The Republicans know it. The Democrats know it. Every Trump fan knows it. The end is near and the grim reaper is even nearer. Beware. Something wicked this way comes, and it's not just one creepy serial girl-toucher, it's a whole political party chock full of pedophiles and Epstein cohorts.
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