The science "establishment," as you might have expected, is actually a corporate-controlled cartel of criminals, liars and quacks. Their bottom-line profits are based on the public blindly swallowing their anti-science lies, and they run online black ops campaigns to brainwash the public and discredit anyone who questions their "official" narratives. (Yes, the CDC actually funds anti-science, pro-vaccine groups that spew hatred and propaganda online.)
To save you the time and effort normally needed to wade through all the "science" lies pushed by these propagandists, I've collected the top ten science lies of 2018. These are the big lies you'll hear repeated across the New York Times, CNN, Washington Post, TIME, Reuters, USA Today and all the other usual suspects that, at this point, function as propaganda mouthpieces for the deep state. If you thought corruption was bad in politics, take a peek behind the curtain of the science collusion artists...
So here are the top 10 really big science lies you're going to see throughout 2018:
BIG SCIENCE LIE #1) All the chemicals in vaccines, pharmaceuticals, pesticides and personal care products are completely harmless and safe to consume in unlimited quantities.
No matter how many pollinators die off or humans get cancer, we will always be told by the science clowns in the mainstream media that synthetic chemicals couldn't possibly be the cause. Chemical companies are responsible, we're told, and they would never sell anything for profit if those things showed any risk of harm whatsoever. Because, of course, corporations put ethics before profits every time, didn't you know?
BIG SCIENCE LIE #2) All vaccines are exhaustively tested, proven to work with 100% efficacy, and present no health risks whatsoever.
The flu vaccine is a grand medical hoax. It doesn't work. That's why most of the people getting the flu this season are the very same people who stupidly lined up to receive the flu shot. (Just ask 'em, they'll tell you all about how they're so smart and obedient to be injected with mercury-based preservatives because the government told them they need vaccine shots.)
The big science lie about vaccines is actually two lies in one. First, the "vaccines are safe" lie is based on a massive, orchestrated vaccine damage cover-up known as the "secret vaccine court" which only pays money out to the families of vaccine victims if they sign non-disclosure agreements. So far, that court has paid out over $3 billion in the U.S. alone. Secondly, the "vaccines work great" lie is becoming such an obvious farce that only vaccine-damaged people believe it anymore. Find the healthiest person you know and ask them if they get routinely vaccinated. The answer, more often than not, will be, "No way."
It also turns out that black folks often refuse vaccine shots for precisely the right reason. They remember Tuskegee... (need I say more?)
BIG SCIENCE LIE #3) There are an infinite number of genders, and a person can instantly and magically override their gene expression by spontaneously wishing to be something they are not. If you disagree with this, you are an intolerant bigot.
A decade ago, there used to be just two genders. Then there were four, and now we're told there are an infinite number of genders. This quack science madness is endorsed by none other than Bill Nye, the biggest science clown of our time, who once believed in genetics but now believes in popular delusions, rainbow wishes and flying unicorns. That's the new "science" of a society gone insane.
BIG SCIENCE LIE #4) Everything in the universe is caused by climate change.
Hot weather is caused by climate change. COLD weather is caused by climate change. Pet constipation is caused by climate change. Your burned toast is caused by climate change, too. In fact, refugees, wars, stock market corrections and lack of sleep are all caused by climate change, according to modern science (which seems deeply invested in climate change narratives to explain absolutely everything). If you read the science headlines like I do each day, you'd be amazed to discover how nearly everything imaginable is being blamed on "climate change." The insanity is so intense that new scientific studies are now declaring "climate change" caused mass migration events almost a century before the invention of the combustion engine.
Yep, climate change is so bad that it can actually reach back in time and alter historical events that took place long before fossil fuels ever really entered the picture. Wow, that's some scary climate change!
Climate change is such a threat to all existence, it turns out, that the scientists at the CERN supercollider aren't even looking for the "God particle" anymore... they're trying to find the climate change particle upon which the rest of the material universe is apparently based. If they fail to find it, the Big Bang will go into reverse solely because of climate change. And then the entire universe will shrink back to the size of one dark, incredibly dense human a@@hole named Al Gore.
BIG SCIENCE LIE #5) All herbs, nutrients, dietary supplements, chiropractic care and Chinese Medicine treatments are completely worthless and might even kill you, but statin drugs will save your life.
According to the utterly discredited legacy media that's funded by obnoxious Big Pharma ads, nutrition is worthless, herbs are worthless, Chinese Medicine doesn't work and taking care of your health is foolish. What you really need, the "science" and "medicine" hucksters on CNN insist, is a fist full of pharma pills to treat all your symptoms.
Yep, you don't need real nutrition: You need chemicals! That's what the dumbed-down media tells you during every advertising break, isn't it? Take more pills and you'll be healthy, they claim... except that in reality, the more pills you take the sicker you become. That's Big Pharma's entire business plan at work: Repeat business.
BIG SCIENCE LIE #6) The brain-damaging fluoride in the water supply is added because the government deeply cares about your dental health.
Oh yes, didn't you know? The same deep state government that conspires to overthrow a democratic election, pollute the waterways of Native American reservations and wage depopulation campaigns against black people wants you to believe that it cares deeply about your oral health. Fluoride is a gift to you from the government, no strings attached! It's just the government's way of doing good in the world by dripping a little brain-damaging poison into the water supply.
Never mind the fact that if the same chemicals were dumped into a river, that act would be a gross violation of federal law. By dripping it slowly into your drinking water, the government has masterminded a way to get rid of toxic waste by filtering it through the bodies of the citizens first. Oh yeah, and they really, really care deeply about your teeth. Maybe next they'll come up with another chemical that protects your toenails, then dump that into the water too, so that all the citizens of the country can imbibe even more chemicals without a prescription or diagnosis of any kind, just like they do with fluoride.
Did you ever notice that state medical boards insist you can't have medication without a doctor's prescription, then they turn around and dump a mass medication called "fluoride" into the water supply, all without a single prescription or diagnosis? Hmmm...
BIG SCIENCE LIE #7) Exposure to toxic chemicals, heavy metals, chemotherapy and pesticides doesn't cause cancer. Cancer is caused entirely by random chance and cannot be prevented or cured.
According to the for-profit cancer industry, you getting cancer is sort of like winning the lottery. For them, anyway. Because they profit from your disease.
But the last thing they want you to realize is that you have near-total control over your exposure to cancer-causing chemicals in foods, medicines, personal care products and even your immediate environment (indoor air, etc.) Every cancer has a cause for the simple reason that no disease is random and spontaneous. But the cancer industry wants you to believe in "black magic" striking without warning, hoping you will be stupid enough to swallow the lie that you just "got" cancer, rather than the sobering truth that cancer never happens spontaneously or without cause.
If you believe in science, you can't believe in the cancer' industry's "black magic" voodoo explanations that try to disconnect diseases from their causes. Any doctor that tells you, "There's nothing you could have done to prevent this cancer" is either a liar or a fool. Of course cancer can be prevented.
BIG SCIENCE LIE #8) All the top science authorities and medical experts never lie and never engage in propaganda motivated by politics or profit. They can all be trusted without question.
Science "authorities" always behave with god-like ethics and morality, we're told, and they never resort to petty tactics like lying, altering data, burying studies, misrepresenting their findings or unfairly smearing their opponents. No, "science" is infallible. Science is your new God. Science is the answer to all things, and it cannot fail because it is proclaimed to be "self-correcting," sort of like God.
The only thing required on your part is to have faith in science. In fact, you need so much faith that it overrides all critical thinking, rational scrutiny or evidence that doesn't fit the current narrative. Once you have sufficient faith in "science," you will be invited into the scientific inner circle, where you too can preach the faith while condemning the heretics who don't blindly follow your faith-based "scientism" dogma. Because, after all, science cultists already know they're completely correct. Why would they need any evidence to back up their faith-based beliefs?
BIG SCIENCE LIE #9) It's perfectly safe to saturated all your food with glyphosate herbicide, because Monsanto assures us all that it's just as harmless as Agent Orange, which Monsanto also manufactured and insisted was harmless.
Don't worry about eating glyphosate, the ubiquitous weedkiller branded "Roundup" and sold by Monsanto. It's completely safe and worry-free. New and improved. Doctor-recommended. Fast-acting, expertly reformulated and government-approved. Glyphosate is tasteless, odorless and harmless, we're told. It's so harmless that it is the single most effective "nerve-gas-style" killer of botanical life, which is what makes it such a potent weed killer.
But don't worry, you're not a weed, are you? Come to think of it, Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger often referred to black people as "human weeds" ... which is why Monsanto is sort of like a chemical abortion manufacturing operation for plants.
Continuing that thought, evil, powerful corporations once used to "round up" black slaves in Africa, but now they just spray all the soul food with glyphosate Roundup and exploit black folks for cancer industry profits. That's why Dr. Farid Fata, who ran a mostly black cancer treatment center in Detroit, diagnosed every patient with cancer, slammed them into a chemotherapy "treatment" chair and billed Medicare and Medicaid for tens of millions of dollars in treatment fees. He eventually got caught and is now serving 24 years in federal prison. But thousands of mostly black Detroit residents ended up being poisoned with chemotherapy toxins in the process. Anything for a profit, it seems, when you're running a cancer racket, right?
Glyphosate and cancer go together like milk and cookies. That is, if the milk was laced with arsenic and the gluten-free cookies caused you to keel over and die.
BIG SCIENCE LIE #10) Your baby isn't fat. You're not a bad parent.
Hey, new moms! No, your baby isn't fat. You're not a bad parent. You're not completely ignorant on what you're supposed to feed a human baby. No, your baby just has an extra twenty pounds of "baby fat." It's gonna grow up big and strong! Pass the margarine and Rice Krispies. Feed 'em more homogenized, pasteurized milk and sugared-up cookies. Nobody's actually "fat" anymore; they're just "oversized."
It's good to train them early, too, because once they grow up looking like obese slobs, you can teach them how to "play the victim" and attack people for their "fat shaming." Your problem isn't YOU, it's all those other people who are fat shaming, you see. Obesity isn't really a disease if you don't want it to be. Just say you're "trans-morphic" and claim you now self-identify as a 125 lb. dainty woman, even if you're a 350-lb. obese man. After all, if men can now claim to be women, why can't obese men claim to be petite women, too?
Haven't you noticed the tidal wave of incredibly fat babies across the country lately? Where are all these fat babies coming from? Oh wait, yeah... fat parents. But it isn't genetic, it's just trans-generational stupidity and self-delusion. But as long as you feel good about your parenting, that's the important thing, right? Reality doesn't matter to progressive society anymore; it's all about making sure you feel okay about the nutritional child abuse you're committing.
Oh, and by the way. Your family dog is obese, too. You might want to lay off the rice-based dog food, since dogs aren't supposed to eat rice in the first place. If your dog gets any fatter, it's going to cause your fat baby to completely freak out and start screaming in terror. And then fat mom and fat dad will have to waddle down the hallway to find out why their fat baby is beating their fat dog with a dirty diaper. You get the picture...
Wouldn't it be awesome if doctors just found the courage to tell those parents, "Hey, your baby is TOO FREAKING FAT!" And yes, it's your fault! Your baby can't shop for groceries, okay? It doesn't have a credit card or an ATM. Your baby is fat because you kept feeding it when you should have stopped. Have some boundaries, for God's sake. If your 12-month baby weighs more than your neighbor's mature Labrador, there's something wrong with your grip on reality.
All joking aside, stay alert and you'll spot all these science lies in the fake news media over the next 12 months.
Then again, why are you watching the fake news media at all?